I had several requests for the words of this song lately, so I am putting up here for YOU.

…………….. Mobile/Cordless Phone Song        Jenny Fitzgibbon 2012 …………..

……………Parody of ‘He’ll have to Go’ by Allison, Audrey / Allison, Joe ………….

Keep your sweet head a little further from the phone

Mobile beams can slowly cook your flesh and bone

Using ‘speaker’ keeps those emissions way down low

Just share the news, then tell your friend they’ll have to go.

You can say the words you’ve gotta say

Speaker on, phone on your desk

And when you hear the answer yes or no

Quick hang up, reduce the risk …

Keep your sweet kids a little further from the phone

Or else they’ll be fully cooked before they’re grown

iPhone envy keeps self esteem way down low

They think texting all night long’s the way to go.

Keep your gonads a little further from the phone

Unless you like the side effect of birth control

Phone radiation can turn your sperm count way down low

And when your Mum mentions grandkids, you tell her ‘no’.

Just share the news, then end the call, you’ve got to go!