I had several requests for the words of this song lately, so I am putting up here for YOU.
…………….. Mobile/Cordless Phone Song Jenny Fitzgibbon 2012 …………..
……………Parody of ‘He’ll have to Go’ by Allison, Audrey / Allison, Joe ………….
Keep your sweet head a little further from the phone
Mobile beams can slowly cook your flesh and bone
Using ‘speaker’ keeps those emissions way down low
Just share the news, then tell your friend they’ll have to go.
You can say the words you’ve gotta say
Speaker on, phone on your desk
And when you hear the answer yes or no
Quick hang up, reduce the risk …
Keep your sweet kids a little further from the phone
Or else they’ll be fully cooked before they’re grown
iPhone envy keeps self esteem way down low
They think texting all night long’s the way to go.
Keep your gonads a little further from the phone
Unless you like the side effect of birth control
Phone radiation can turn your sperm count way down low
And when your Mum mentions grandkids, you tell her ‘no’.
Just share the news, then end the call, you’ve got to go!